awesome. another point for america on the score chart of freedom.
ps: in the stilinski household, we treat microwave dinners as gourmet meals, and tonight was tasty thai-in-a-box. i know you find unearthly delight in making me hunger for what you're having, but this is just sadistic. if you were here, i'd appropriate your food into my stomach.
ps: i lived on ramen and hardboiled eggs for like ever, i am not a judger. i am a meddler though, if you want some of Darcy's Super Fast Super Easy Would Feed a Frat House recipes i will gladly tldr you into culinary excellence.
dude, you're a goddess. goddess of meddling and food? both, even. i really should graduate from sticking plastic containers in a small metal box. you know, surprise my dad sometime with my newfound ability to make food he can actually eat. he works a lot, doesn't have much time to cook, you know the deal. it'll be sweet.
any chef darcy secrets you're just BURNING to tell me?
it's been said, but i only let it inflate my ego to gross proportions like every fourth wednesday. and just watch, i will get you all chef'd up and idk, in possession of some pleasantly surprised parent award.
lesson the first, padawan: noodles and cheap bulk italian sausage will save your butt, learn it love it live it. you can make a zillion and a half dishes all of varying deliciousness levels, and carb bomb + sausage = full stomach.
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ps: tonight it's spaghetti and garlic bread.
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ps: in the stilinski household, we treat microwave dinners as gourmet meals, and tonight was tasty thai-in-a-box. i know you find unearthly delight in making me hunger for what you're having, but this is just sadistic. if you were here, i'd appropriate your food into my stomach.
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ps: i lived on ramen and hardboiled eggs for like ever, i am not a judger. i am a meddler though, if you want some of Darcy's Super Fast Super Easy Would Feed a Frat House recipes i will gladly tldr you into culinary excellence.
t e x t
dude, you're a goddess. goddess of meddling and food? both, even. i really should graduate from sticking plastic containers in a small metal box. you know, surprise my dad sometime with my newfound ability to make food he can actually eat. he works a lot, doesn't have much time to cook, you know the deal. it'll be sweet.
any chef darcy secrets you're just BURNING to tell me?
t e x t
it's been said, but i only let it inflate my ego to gross proportions like every fourth wednesday. and just watch, i will get you all chef'd up and idk, in possession of some pleasantly surprised parent award.
lesson the first, padawan: noodles and cheap bulk italian sausage will save your butt, learn it love it live it. you can make a zillion and a half dishes all of varying deliciousness levels, and carb bomb + sausage = full stomach.